The Onion

In my opinionation The Onion - American's Finest News Source, has really sucked lately. I wondered repeatedly if they had fired all their best writers or if there was perhaps a satirical writers strike or even a satirical satirical writers strike. I never got to the bottom of it. However, it seems The Onion may have regained its form. This following article reminds me very much of one of the many stupid arguments I might have with my friends.

Apparently Man Can't Just Hate Bowling

GENESEO, NY—Despite repeated attempts to explain his feelings on the matter, 29-year-old local resident Dave Barrister expressed shock Monday after learning that he was evidently not allowed to simply dislike bowling. "Looks like nobody in the history of the planet has ever just hated to bowl," Barrister said following a 20-minute interrogation by friends, who cited his love of both beer and chicken wings in their refusal to allow him to detest the activity. "I just don't like it, okay? I do not at all enjoy the experience of bowling. Why isn't that enough?" Barrister reportedly bowled an 89 later that evening.