Notation Neurosis

I used to work for a big, ugly, heartless corporation. For those of you who may doubt that days spent locked in a cubicle, pushing paper can take a toll on ones mind please humour me for a moment. I recently discovered the notebook I used to take to all meetings at this mind-numbing job. Below are just a few of the signs of psychosis that were scribbled across pages upon pages of boring notation.

-Bad Back
-You never do!
-Knee Surgury
-Free Snacks!
-Kiss My Brown Ass
-NO PROBLEMS ALLOWED!
-Be careful! They may be unhappy.
-That is IT!
-PAY UP!
-Soup to Nuts
-Lawyer In A Tower
-"I am a loyal person and like to eat steak and chocolate" (this was actually a description the shy 30 something Chinese man who worked in my department gave for himself when we were asked to introduce ourselves at a meeting with another department)
-Bamboo!
-V8 Juice, Yoh juice
-Machine, machine, machine
-ghost
-Long list, long list, long list, long list